Bacon Definitions

Layla, 15, Illinois

In all lore and stories 

There is but one true glory

It’s smoked, it’s meat

It’s definitely quite a treat!

It’s bacon, made for me

So here are some bacon definitions, one or two or three:

Takin’ bacon, the grandest kind of theft

Shakin’ bacon, no grease will be left

Fakin’ bacon, not for the fainthearted

I’m defining bacon, and it’s just getting started

Mistakin’ bacon, tears fall down my face

Forsakin’ bacon, I’ll NEVER give up the chase

Cakin’ bacon, it’s beautifully done

For sweet or for sour, bacon’s definitely won 

Flakin’ bacon, mix it with things

Makin’ bacon, my memory rings

Stakin’ bacon, make your claim quick

Or else your family members will be quite slick

Whether shakin’ or makin’

Go enjoy that bacon

Or else, someone will break in

Without bacon, you’ll be achin’!

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This is a silly poem meant to lift you up with the greasy power of funny deliciousness!